Edward Albee's rarely produced dark comedy "Everything in the Garden" examines the effects of a desperate, status-based culture, driven by greed and self-interest. 

In Person Auditions are scheduled for Monday November 30, 2026 from 6:00PM-9:30PM at Las Positas College, Bldg 4000, 3000 Campus Hill Drive, Livermore, CA 94551

Digital Submissions invited and welcome! Please submit to clagodzinski@laspositascollege.edu no later than 12/1/26.

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Please prepare one contemporary monologue 1-2 minutes in length. 

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Character Breakdown:  6 Men/male-presenting & 5 Women/female-presenting. 

• Jenny: (age 35-45) The sweet, seemingly devoted suburban housewife married to Richard. Pressured by the need to maintain social status and afford material luxuries, she secretly takes a job as a high-class prostitute recruited by Mrs. Toothe.
• Richard: (age 35-50) Jenny’s husband, a struggling or modestly paid man, facing a moral dilemma.
• Mrs. Toothe: (age 50-70) A menacing, aristocratic, and fascinating madam who introduces Jenny to exclusive suburban sex work.
• Roger: Jenny and Richard's 14-year-old (or is it 12?) son, whose innocent presence sharpens the irony and horror of his parents' compromised values. 
• Jack: (age 45-60) A cynical bachelor neighbor who acts as a social observer and occasional foil within the community. 
• Neighbors (Chuck, Louise, Gilbert, Cynthia, Perry, Bery): (ages 30-60) The various hypocritical suburbanites who initially appear obsessed with country-club conformity and "keeping up with the Joneses," only for it to be revealed that nearly all the neighborhood wives are engaged in the same secret arrangement.